Posts by James Mixon

The crime rate is one of the highest in the world I was told. Belize City I was told is very dangerous, is this true? The wife and I was thinking about visiting the country, but after reading travel advisors, I don't think so. I lived in Cayo in the 70's and loved the place.

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Who is the worst storyteller in the Bible or what book?

by James Mixon in

for me the book of nehemiah, he got to be the worst storyteller ever.

how he made the final cut of the bible, he knew someone.

so a wall is built around.

James Mixon

Yes, Jonah is right up there with the best.

Malachi: That one is new to me. LOL

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I think God is a Jokester, I'm starting to appreciate his words.

by James Mixon in

proverbs 27:14.

" a quarrelsome wife is like a constant dripping on a rainy day".

love it!!!.

James Mixon

Proverbs 27:14." A quarrelsome wife is like a constant dripping on a rainy day". Love it!!!

Proverbs 27:14 "He who blesses his friend with a loud voice, rising early in the morning

it will be counted a curse to him". Don't you just hate that, waking up with someone

screaming in your ear.

2 Kings 2:23-24 Don't make fun of the bald guy, you might become dinner for a bear. I'm half bald.

Proverbs 31:6 Hell if you are going to die you may as well have a beer and get drunk out of your mind.

2 Samuel 10:4 I wonder about the term "man I saw ED on the street and his was down on his luck, "his ass

was out". David's servants shaved off half of their beards, cut off their garments in the middle

at their buttocks, and sent them away with their ass out.

1 Samuel 5:9 God gave old and young hemorrhoids. You have to love this guy. If you want to stop a

war, give people hemorrhoids.

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Are You Easily Offended? 😠

by minimus in

jw
friends

i'm sick and tired of everyone claiming to be "offended".

if you are not politically correct, you will need to apologize for some perceived slight.. when i was an elder, i purposely avoided as much as i could, anybody that got easily offended.

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James Mixon

I was called stupid, selfish, and a terrible father by my JW friends when I didn't

go back to the borg.

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Make your predictions!

by Coded Logic in

the more specific the better :) here are mine:.

i predict that within the next two to three years (2017-2018) we will start seeing negative numbers in growth.. i predict that within the next thirteen to fifteen years (2027-2030) the number of jws will be less than 4million.. and i predict that by the time the first person sets foot on mars there will already have been a major split in the organization with either one of the gb or a branch overseer starting a new religion..

James Mixon

I predict a large migration of die heart witnesses to up state NY. They

will build schools and hospitals just think a city of JW's, called Paradise earth

Warwick city of truth. If I was a JW today I would make the move. Once they realize

the end is not coming soon, why not make our own paradise here on earth.

Remember the mormon move to Utah.

solppyjoe2: I agree, "in my own personal life I don't even know one apostate outside of

myself". I forgot my sons are apostates, so there are three in my area.

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Raining before the Flood?

by GrownMidget in

i remember at my teen years when i was studying with a brother that he said to me that there was no rain before the flood.

instead there was this mist that you have.

never before or after this have i heard something like this.

James Mixon

Water a mile deep in the earth is boiling hot, the reservoir of water would be superheated,

and further heat would be added by the energy of the water falling from above the

atmosphere. As with the vapor canopy, Noah would have been poached.

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Pranks to play in the hall...

by purrpurr in

jw
friends

what pranks could you/would you/ have you played in the kingdom hall?.

i have never but here's two i've thought of, 1) replace the liquid soap with glue 2) smear nutella everywhere in the bathroom!.

what's yours?.

James Mixon

Send a love letter to Elder stick up his ass. Tell him I dream about you every night,

I can't take it any longer. I'm the one in the KH that watch every move you make.

You think there will be a local talk in the next meeting. If not the elder will be checking

out the sisters or brothers. It will drive him crazy. LOL

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Pranks to play in the hall...

by purrpurr in

jw
friends

what pranks could you/would you/ have you played in the kingdom hall?.

i have never but here's two i've thought of, 1) replace the liquid soap with glue 2) smear nutella everywhere in the bathroom!.

what's yours?.

James Mixon

Bring an extra set of of trousers and shoes, arrange them in the bath room stall

as if someone is sitting there. Ok that may be a little to much but at the assembly, oh boy.